Your Economic stimulus

THIS IS REALLY GOOD ADVICE - The Scary Part Is It Is Most Likely True.

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q&A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q.. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen of it. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at WalMart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka . * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China. * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras, Guatemala and . . . * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea . * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in America by: 1) Spending it at yard sales, or 2) Going to ball games, or 3) Spending it on prostitutes, or 4) Beer or 5) Tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. ) Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yardsale and drink beer all day ! No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

Citybank International New York 10.3 Million

Citibank International New York
Director, foreign operations department
Our ref: cus/snt/stb
Mr. Bryan barker
Fax: 1 646-564-9095

Instant compensation Payment valued at USD 10.3 million



It is my modest obligation to write you this letter as regards the authorization of your owed payment through our most respected financial institution (Citibank). I am mr. Bryan barker, the chief executive officer, foreign operations department Citibank of new York, the British government in conjunction with us government, world bank, united nations organization on foreign payment matters has empowered my bank after much consultation and consideration to handle all foreign payments and release them to their appropriate beneficiaries with the help of a representative from federal reserve bank of new York.


As the newly appointed/accredited international paying bank, we have been instructed by the world governing body together with the committee on international debt reconciliation department to release your overdue funds with immediate effect; with this exclusive vide transaction no.: wha/eur/202, transfer allocation no.: citibank/x44/701ln/wgb/gb, password: 339331, pin code: 78569, immediate Citibank secret code: xxtn014.having received these vital payment numbers, you are instantly qualified to receive and confirm your payment with us within the next 48hrs.


Be informed that we have verified your payment file as directed to us and your name is next on the list of our outstanding fund beneficiaries to receive their payment before the end of this first term of the year 2013. Be advised that because of too many funds beneficiaries due for payment at this first quarter of the year, you are entitled to receive the sum of Ten million three hundred thousand us dollars (10,300,000.00 us dollars) only, as part payment so as to enable us pay other eligible beneficiaries.


To facilitate with the process of this transaction, please kindly re-confirm the following Information below


1) Your full name:
2) Your full address:
3) Your contact telephone and Fax:
4) Your profession:
5) Any valid form of your identification/driven license:
6) Bank name:
7) Bank address:
8) Account name:
9) Account number:
10) Swift code:
11) Routing number:
12) Your Email:



As soon as we receive the above mentioned information, your payment will be processed and released to you without any further delay. Be also informed that
You are not allowed to communicate with any other person(s) or office any longer so as to avoid conflict of information, you are required to provide the
Above information for your transfer to take place through bank to bank transfer directly from Citibank.
We look forward to serving you better.


Mr. Bryan barker,
Director Wire Transfer Unit

FBI scam

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.

FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.

Ref.: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FINAL WARNING

Official Advice

Attn: Fund Beneficiary,

We believe this notification meets you in a very good state of mind and health. We the Federal bureau of investigation FBI Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United States of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with as regards to your Winning/inheritance payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your payment is 100 genuine and hitch free from all facets and of which you have the lawful right to claim your payment without further delay. Note that your fund is presently with CITIBANK NA, USA. Having said all these we will further advise that you go ahead Citibank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all there activities with you as well as your correspondence at all level.

Also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the person who is in charge to complete the transfer (Lynda White), in the person along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is due to the fact that lots of mischief occurs these days and age thereby making it almost impossible for genuine business class people to be recognized.

They further informed us that we should warn our citizens who must have been informed of the payment which was awarded to them from the Citibank, to be very careful prior to these irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance anymore. And incase you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Citibank, you are advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Citibank is only with the below information accordingly.

NAME: MISS. LYNDA WHITE

OFFICE ADDRESS: CITIBANK OF NEW YORK, USA

Email: lynda.white@citigroupus.com

Phone: 646-547-1177

NOTE: In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above official email address and phone numbers should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advice that you contact Citibank immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to your payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your contract payment accordingly.

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your payment to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Citibank equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.

All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your communication with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Citibank. Without wasting much time, we advice you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.

Agent Edward

Fbi Agent

Diamond Meridian finance House scam

• Diamond Meridian Finance House

Attn.: Henry Kroll,

Sir,

Sequel to your email to this office requesting that your payment what the
sum of $5.2M should be released to your account via wire transfer, we can
as well transfer the funds to your nominated bank account through our key
tested telegraphic transfer method (Bank To Bank Wire Transfer), which
takes only 6banking hrs before you can can receive the funds in your bank
account, in this option, you will need to pay for the Online account
activation/insurance charges, and the charges for this online account
activation/insurance will cost you the sum of $4,720, be it known to you
that nobody except you is entitled to tamper with this payment
($5,200,000.00).

I wish to inform you that before the account activation/normalization fees
of $4,720. You will have to send the fees of $4,720. to our American
agents accredited account below:

Bank Name : BB&T
Bank Address : 6475 sugarloaf parkway duluth,ga 30097
Account Name : woodgate alliance LLC
Account Number : 0005243308196
Routing Number : 061113415
Swift code : brbtus33

Be informed that as soon as you send the $4,720, to the above stated
account and email me a copy of the payment deposit slip, your funds will
be released from this office to your nominated bank in your country
directly via swift key tested telegraphic wire transfer (Bank to Bank), as
all is set to enable the smooth transfer/release of your payment to your
account. Please bear in mind that as soon as you send this fees of $4,720,
and i release your payment to your nominated bank account in your country,
and a copy of the payment transfer slip will be mailed to you which you
will carry along to your bank to confirm the transfer of your $5.2M in
your account within 6banking hrs.

I await your urgent response with a copy of the payment transfer slip for
the $4,720

I await your urgent response, as we have a lot of clients payment files to
attend to before the end of this payment quarter.

Your urgent response towards this mail will facilitate the release of your
funds from this finance house to your nominated bank account.

Congratulations in advance.

Yours Faithfully

Sir. Peter Chester Dakota
(Remittance Director)
Tell:+44-703-5927-109

Halifax Bank inheritance scam,

Attn: Henry Kroll,

OUR REF: HLFX/7783-7748-01

DATE: 30-01-13

We have received A letter from your private attorney here in London name Paul Goulding and he has presented the documents showing that your late relative Mr. Mark Peter Kroll deposited some funds with our Bank. We have verified and approve the claim. We need you to send us your picture identification like your drivers lincense and we can proceed with the realease of funds to you. Its a total of 9.8 million pounds for you to receive. We advice you get back with us as soon as you can with the Bank's request.

Regards,
Sir George Mathewson.
Private Banking Ad-visor/Compliance Head.
International Remittance Department.
Halifax Bank.
Fax: +44-700-593-8385
Phone: +44-770-003-0866

CONFIDENTIAL NOTICE: This email message, including any attachments, is
intended only for the use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain
Information that is privileged, confidential and prohibited from
unauthorized disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the
Intended recipient of this message, any dissemination, distribution or copying
of this message is strictly prohibited. If you received this message in
Error, please notify the sender by reply email and destroy all copies
of the original message.



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More Chase Bank scam...

Dear New Wave Technologies Inc: i have received your proposal and I have submitted it to the Management for approval. If the Management approves the proposal, we will send our representative to your state to inspect the site and then sign the Investment Agreement with you and have a brief meeting with your Bank before the final transfer of the fund. You as the Beneficiary will provide the e-ticket from New York to your destination and also an Hotel accommodation where our representative will stay for 2-3Working days. There will be a signing off fee of $5,000 USD that will be paid to our representative before the signing of the Investment Agreement and that will be receipted for immediately. This must be paid before the Bank meeting and before the inspection of the site. On your readiness, we will provide you the full detailed information of the representative to enable you speak with the representative and finally arrange for her visit. We wait your response. Sincerely, Erdoes, Mary 130 2nd Ave New York, NY 10003 Chief Executive Officer Asset and Wealth Management Chase Bank ICH Cell: +1-646-217-4954 Your message is very important to us because of the difficulties in your communication, you are advised to copy your email to the following email address: marycallahnerdoes@gmail.com Thank you for your cooperation and support

1All loans and lines are subject to credit and property approval. Not all products available in all states or for all amounts. Other restrictions and limitations apply. 2Securities and investment advisory services are offered through Chase Investment Services Corp. (CISC). CISC, a member of NASD and SIPC, is an affiliate of JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. NOT FDIC INSUREDNo Bank GuaranteeMay Lose Value ABOUT THIS MESSAGE TO UNSUBSCRIBE from future promotional e-mails from JP Morgan Chase ICH, please reply to this e-mail and type "UNSUBSCRIBE" in the "Subject" line. The e-mail address from which you send the request will be removed from our e-mail list. Please allow ten business days for us to process your request. You will continue to receive service related e-mail messages that concern your existing banking products and services. If you want to contact Chase ICH, please do reply to this message. EQUAL HOUSING LENDER JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. Member FDIC © 2012 JPMorgan Chase & Co.

JP Morgan Chase bank scam

Dear New Wave Technologies Inc: I received your email and the content is duly noted with all the account information noted, it is our understanding that you have been briefed by Nordea Bank and Mike Anderson & associates concerning the procedures which I presume that was why you sent the last email. Firstly, we will need a business proposal from you where the fund will be invested, this business proposal will be presented to our bank management for approval. Immediately the proposal is approved, we will forward you the name of our representative that will be coming down to your location for the signing of the investment agreement and also the meeting with your bank. This procedures is to make sure that your fund is not regarded as an illicit fund, knowing too well that cash is been suspected and also the procedures the cash has gone through, it has been exposed that no bank will like to be involved in such transaction, that is the reason this procedures is been followed. Every other document issued to you on this transaction will be cancel and Chase Bank will provide every documents to cover your payment and your fund will be received in your account as an investment fund. Our advice to you concerning the business proposal is to contact any business consultant or lawyer and inform him on any business of your interest that you will need the proposal and this is very important document because without the business proposal, our bank cannot be able to explain to your bank the reason for the loan. I hope you understand? And if you don’t please don’t fail to write us immediately for more explanation. Thank you for your understanding. Sincerely, Erdoes, Mary 130 2nd Ave New York, NY 10003 Chief Executive Officer Asset and Wealth Management Chase Bank ICH Cell: +1-646-217-4954 Your message is very important to us because of the difficulties in your communication, you are advised to copy your email to the following email address: marycallahnerdoes@gmail.com Thank you for your cooperation and support

1All loans and lines are subject to credit and property approval. Not all products available in all states or for all amounts. Other restrictions and limitations apply. 2Securities and investment advisory services are offered through Chase Investment Services Corp. (CISC). CISC, a member of NASD and SIPC, is an affiliate of JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. NOT FDIC INSUREDNo Bank GuaranteeMay Lose Value ABOUT THIS MESSAGE TO UNSUBSCRIBE from future promotional e-mails from JP Morgan Chase ICH, please reply to this e-mail and type "UNSUBSCRIBE" in the "Subject" line. The e-mail address from which you send the request will be removed from our e-mail list. Please allow ten business days for us to process your request. You will continue to receive service related e-mail messages that concern your existing banking products and services. If you want to contact Chase ICH, please do reply to this message. EQUAL HOUSING LENDER JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. Member FDIC © 2012 JPMorgan Chase & Co.