Can you believe it …. they sent my Census form back!
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied -
"12.1 million illegal immigrants;
3.1 million crack heads; 4.4 million unemployable people,
901 thousand people in over 85 prisons; and 565 idiots in Congress.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer
Who did I miss ?
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
A
Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up an army base is
considered to have committed "Workplace Violence" while an American
citizen boasting a Ron Paul bumper sticker is classified as a "Domestic Terrorist".
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Your
government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt
is to spend more
money.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
A
seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher
"cute" but hosting a sexual exploration class on a college campus is
perfectly acceptable.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
The
Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot
display the 10
Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10
Commandments.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if..
Children
are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of
"underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested
cesspools.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Working
class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone
else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the
"State's" dime while never being held responsible for their own
choices.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Hard
work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy
behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized
housing.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
The
government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of
unemployment checks (to not work).
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Being
self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Politicians
think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really
protecting the rights
of the people.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if..
The
rights of the State come before the rights of the individual.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Parents
believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
You
can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
You
pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your
neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iphones, TV's and new cars) and
the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax
dollars).
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Your
government can add anything they want to your kid's water (fluoride, chlorine,
etc.) but you are not allowed to give them raw milk.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Being
stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
You
have to have your parent’s signature to go on a field trip but not to get
an abortion.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
You
can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country
illegally.
You
know you live in Upside-down Land if...
An
80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman
in a burqa is only subject to having her neck
and head searched.
Unfortunately,
this list could go on and on. Our world has been turned upside-down. We are in
distress. Where do we go from here?
We
are in upside land when you can’t have the TEN COMMANDMENTS posted near a court
house yet we have IN GOD WE TRUST printed on our money.
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